Thursday, January 28, 2010

The Unilag and Lasgidi Amebo collabo

Hello Darlings,

For those of you that expected the ultimate gist....here it is and for those of you that didn't...well here it is anyway. All the names used in this post are either facebook names or real names, we do not intend to hurt anyone's feelings by this post, we just say it as we see it and if we hurt your feelings by the post well suck it up and mend your ways, feel free to drop the hateful comments that's how we know we are doing our jobs:

So we hear that Debola Oginni and Dele Oni broke up recently sources say they might be back together but we will see about that soon enough, but it left us speculating on the reason they broke up is it due to the new investment Dele ventured into?, that being nothing else but yahoo, yes former Chief of ON has resulted to the demeaning act of yahoo or maybe he just realised he cannot stand hearing her H-factor for another second more.

Wura Adeniji Adele or shall i say Wura Shodipo, we all know everybody likes the rich popular daddy so i guess we will be sticking with Adeniji Adele then, so we hear you were fighting your sister over m an because you do not want her to be more popular than you, and fighting with Debola Oginni over Wande Coal??...Thats very low even for an already low class female like you..and both of you taking punches at yourselves in Moremi over Wande Coal?...Seriously SMH

Has anyone ever really wondered why Titi Bello and ABK really broke up??.... well for those of you that already know...good and for those of you that dont here's the juicy bit, so our dear not so pretty Titi went ahead to sleep with Lanre Adeniran and asif that wasn't already a stupid enough move both of them went and were chatting about it in Facebook inbox, i mean come on!!!!...so Bammy Makanju who had Lanre's password logged in and behold the secret was in the hands of a towncrier and naturally he spread it...Word has it he went to apologise to the affected people sometime last year but we don't know how true this is.

So finally Yinka Ilesanmi and Seyi Owolabi have broken up... Thank God for their sad lives, i mean while they were dating this girl was screwing everything in sight and her only claims to fame are AKT and YEYO, obviously Yinka has no atom of dignity left in her so let's let sleeping dogs lie or in this case, horny bitches fuck!

Ope Oluwa i don't need to remind you that you are shameless and all of that, i'm sure you already know, so tell me is Demilade Roberts' penis honey-dipped or why are you having such a hard time leaving it?...when he had a girlfriend he didn't leave her for you and sources say he was single for a while still didn't get with you and now he has another girlfriend he still will not leave her for you, honey get a life, we see the way you are always dogging him on twitter too(i warned you to protect your tweets) let it go girl, your time is gone, there are younger(yes you are old) and pretty(note:i didn't say prettier) girls for his picking. Of course he knows you are there for him to hit anytime and anyday when he is in the mood to have an STD so you don't always have to remind him. We also hear you went to attack Fikemi in Moremi with your silly posse(the Oginni's) for making a pass at you boyfriend, frankly i wonder what that boy is still doing with you, but relax honey you fuck other's boyfriends so why should your be off-limits?

Yetunde Pearl Gbolahan!...We see your facebook statuses and all we can do is feel bad for you, we understand that you cannot get over the fact that you merely served as a replacement to the previous "yetunde" whom Seun.K had the hots for, so he has left for England and you are still hoping he will stay with you?...hasn't he made it obvious enough by taking you clubbing with him and leaving you for other girls and humping every thing in sight?...take a tip dear, you have almost nothing to add to the side of our name except a pair of boobs, he will leave you in the blink of an eye and from the look of your Facebook statuses you are in love...what a shame!

Fafowora Akinola kudos to you, you are a very coded guy but we could not help overhearing or noticing that you were fucking Buttercups Ulo Jessica, I believe you can do better than that, ulo? lamp stand ulo?... ok so quick question what exactly do you hang on to when you guys are doing it?... Definitely nothing on her body... we are watching out for you...seems you like doing nasty things on the downlow.

Tobi Adesanya we hear you got dumped by Abeeysodun, our condolences, in the first place what were you doing with such a dead slow female? and then you were stupid enough to get dumped by her?... do you know what that means??.... you were not man enough for a dead babe??.... if you don't feel your pain darling i do.

Demilade Roberts, How is that little girlfriend of yours, what's her name again? Sherri Dolce Carter she is quite a catch isn't she and i'm sure you know about the guy's house she used to spend weekends on end with in his house before summer last year, particularly one visit to her lover's house was of interest to me because a few weeks after we hear she is no longer a virgin, there is only one part of this story that surprises me a close friend of hers says she lost her virginity to Demilade but a close friend of Demilade's says he no responsibility for her hymen... now now people relax i am just as excited as you are, could it be that Demilade Roberts' dinner was served at another table??.... well i am not going to say anything till i know what exactly is going on here.

Anyway that's all the gist for now, keep them coming to lasgidamebo@hotmail.com and unilagamebo@hotmail.co.uk and well keep running your mouths that also helps.

Before i end this blog, I just want to say Congrats to the new club chiefs Demilade Roberts and James Egbuson playinxs we are watching and I would love to congratulate Gboyega Adekoya as well but frankly i am quite ashamed, is that all ON could do?...Gboyega?? well we obviously won't be getting much from ON this year seeing as they have been left in the hands of a dead nigga.

That's all folks
New Semester, Please get up to as much mischief as you can, just remember we will be watching. Amebo awards coming soon watch how you dress where you go, we have eyes everywhere. Till later....xoxo

73 comments:

Anonymous said...

@ titi bello's gist pls dts so stale.d babe is now fucking one old school drop out ese that only helps her club hunt.aimimg @ ruining her like his dead sorry self.
@yinka and seyi's gist,dis boy neva actually liked that tall lanky wood.he was only fucking her and she been a confirmed fool remained there with all the insults.he even told me she still calls him and begs him.but to bad he has a babe.
@abysodun's gist if she really broke up wit that boy its her loss.I have always wondered waht such a boy with a background was doing wit such a low life wannabe.tho I blamed it on lowself esteem.abisodun that is so ugly to a fault and has no different with a snail.claims to be a big babe when we all know how she was living off dat little boy.
@wura's gist,how sad that a gal claims anoda man to be her father becos of fame,buys her clothings from balogun and claims to be imported. Fucks anytyn both male and female.rich and poor..
@ abk,a school drop out cannot be made an issue.

Anonymous said...

This gist is dead.....desola mako....u r just an idiot....so this is all u got.....lasgidi u fuck up..tis just dead....

Anonymous said...

Yes am in total support that this is desola mako's work.. Imagine the scruffy,tacky bastard trying to run people down when she has nothing in her family to offer. Priceless idiot that has resulted to sleeping with one mr nobody damola..who exactly I acquired from a good source does not like her because she stinks and is too controlling. I also heard she didn't go for I.t because her carryovers are outragous. No wonder titi bello does not fail to agree on issues concerning the idiot.watch your back

Anonymous said...

Desola mako did you not consult tolani before releasing this?this is just so dead.
Btw we have heard these people's gist before don't you have better people's stories to give?they must be stars.
This gist is very dead.

Anonymous said...

BIG UPS TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHOSE NAMES WERE MENTIONED HERE. I GUESS THEY ARE THE IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN YOUR SCHOOL (UNILAG). BUT NEXT TIME GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT BEFORE PUBLISHING AND IF THIS IS TRULY THE DESOLA GIRL PEOPLE ARE ACCUSING THEN I GUESS YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE....*SMILES*

Anonymous said...

Desola i have always known it was you but i wanted God to catch you red handed..stupid wretch. You are dissing people that are 100times above you.in what way are you better than bisodun?

Anonymous said...

Tolani escaped bloody beating but am sure desola you won't.

Anonymous said...

lmao... this is just too funny

desola said...

lol. titi you didnt have 2 say shit like that. and this gist aint stale 2 some pepole ooooo. more coming your way.

Anonymous said...

shit!

Anonymous said...

Desola will neva do dis..nd I am 100% sure dis aint her...it seems #2 nd #3 dat strted dis whole shit just hate d babe...ps her bf is cute..lol..

Anonymous said...

Her bf is not only cute but short and dirty. Desola why are u defending yourself?wait and see.

Anonymous said...

o wow there is more to life dan all dis sha o ahn ahn yall need something to do

Anonymous said...

i agree..u sersly nid2 get ur facts ryt b4 u strt postin gist...cz mst of dis is so not true...iv neva sed a word 2 bisodun bt i dnt thnk shez ugly...i cnt udastnd hw desola,a razz,dirty ugly,idiot hu at d moment is carryin d razzezt hairstyle in earth on her hed hd d guts 2 insult all deze ppl...she nidz anoda round of beatin...

Anonymous said...

Omg dat desolz hair is anoda world war.her bf must be a wizard to be able to stand that hair. Dirty girl that slept with the same boy with her friend titi bello.(Lanre adeniran) this babe has cattarrh in her nose 24/7

Unknown said...

popular people being talked about by dead bitches fucked too many times to know right from wrong gist. they know who u r n dey comn 4 u. ur gonna get d beatin of ur life....

Anonymous said...

lol...wonder why dey beating on dis abk n titi story its long gone and by the way he richer dan all ur fathers...lol.

Anonymous said...

Last anonymous person yea we understand how he is richer than our fahers....Stupid yahoo boy...shameless if i might add as well....love Unilag folks for this kind of reactions.....looooooooool

Anonymous said...

i wonda y anyone will tink desola will write this stuff.she might b stupid but i knw she dint do this..she will never write all those things about titi belo.pls free the babe.all the ppl writng stuffs seems not to have anythng beta to do.

Anonymous said...

I thought i was the only one that noticed Ope Oluwa's obnoxious follow follow of Demilade Roberts, the girl is just sad...or as the blog said....maybe his penis is honey dipped.....lmaoo

DESOLA MAKO NEEDS TO BE BEATEN said...

Look at desola mako a randomite is giving people wat to say.desola getting scared and defending herself bou not talking about titi in other not to get titi angry. Desola ur dead and u must be beaten like a thief.

Anonymous said...

WHEN DID DESOLA AND TITI BECOME ENEMIES...THIS IS SO FUNNY

Anonymous said...

AND PEOPLE, WHAT IF IT'S NOT DESOLA, HOW STUPID WILL YOU NOW END UP LOOKING...

Anonymous said...

u say bisodun is ugly?wat shd we nw cal grlz like oyinda.annia fikemi,tolanithomas n desola??monsterz i guess...tolaniz dentition is scary,anniaz nose is so freakin large n oyindaz eyez..oh my god!!desola is js a razz n dirty pepper seller...alwaiz lukin scruffy..n yea dat hairstyle!!..fikemi n her yoruba accent...u ppl thnk its only debola dat hz d h factor??listen 2 fikemi..

Anonymous said...

True!!listen to fikemi.

Anonymous said...

This blog is funny!!!.....lmaooo

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Anonymous said...

We can call gals lyk oyinda "sent from hell" desola that cannot afford a private hostel but is alwys seen in private hostels more than the occupants. My gal we are sorry that your ekiti looking mum cannot afford it.heheheheheheheheheheehe. I finally saw desola's hair d babe(ooopss did i call dt man a babe) that pig star looks bald... John travolta stuffsss

Anonymous said...

ahn u dint have to abuse her mum... totalli unecessary

Anonymous said...

yes i agree....its nt fair...u really shldnt ve put her family...nt nice at all...and abou damola...he mite b stupidly in wv desola oh..buh trust mi...hes soooooo nt a dead guy!

Anonymous said...

maybe i should let you guys know that the damola you guys referred to as a dead guy is an ex to the most popular gurls u guys talk about debola ogini miss H nd desola

Anonymous said...

How sad r u ppls lyf.dissing her like dis..rember der is lyf after Unilag..wat goes around comes around.cos dis blog is sad nt funny.

Anonymous said...

Most popular girls my ass......mcheeewww!!

Anonymous said...

Lmao @ Akinola and ulo's yarns,I pray for his sake that he used a condom..

Anonymous said...

why are you all talking anonymously, if you know you have the liver to show your face, type as yourself and let's see the person that will last. Chari nice stunt but who are you?

Anonymous said...

lmao..this is amusing,keep it coming! saying desola is a dead girl is hyping her too much,she's beyond dead.n yes i think she shd b beaten,I have wanted that done to her since year 1 i.e 2006!!! she deserves it.bad words cannot describe her anymore,she is just.....wrong!! everything about her is!

Anonymous said...

Seems desola mako has a thing for sharing boyfriends with her friends.. Debola's damola, titi's lanre.. Dis gal has an evil spirit chasing her from her village.

Anonymous said...

Mr or Mrs 'y are y'all talking anonymous'did u put ur name?u that you have liver!foolish fool!how much did desola pay you for that post?dull person.

desola said...

debola and desola aint friends ooo....... y do u guyz like yarnin shit!

mrs mako said...

Desola wannabe,tho I rebuke it for you. Debola and desola were friends. Fool,since you know every you should be @ the senate. Cow tail! Btw we are talking anonymous cos we are to fresh for any drama by mad deranged ppl.and we can't get our precious names stained cos of desola mako. The sad part is the fact that the bald bitch tinks shez loved and accepted by many. Unfamous broke piece of shit.

mrs mako said...

Desola wannabe,tho I rebuke it for you. Debola and desola were friends. Fool,since you know every you should be @ the senate. Cow tail! Btw we are talking anonymous cos we are to fresh for any drama by mad deranged ppl.and we can't get our precious names stained cos of desola mako. The sad part is the fact that the bald bitch tinks shez loved and accepted by many. Unfamous broke piece of shit.

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Dr. Ruud said...

All of you should quietly go and read your books
We know your unilag school is full of sluts and semi-whores
This blog and all its comments represents exactly what's wrong with our young girls
May the writer not live to regret this day, as funny as this shit is now
One day, he/she would look back and wish they never had to go this route, cos face it
If you had a life, talking ill(truth/not) about another person,
Would be the least of ur problem.
Get one!

lllllllloooooooolllllllll said...

@ chari...i know who u r u were never on the social scene ur a dead guy n a nobody...this gist posted here is all old skool...want some new things abeg...all dese people blogging about who are friends and not friends are the real jobless ones...lol. go get a life or a steady boyfriend u guys are pathetic whoever u guys are...

Anonymous said...

Charity owoh n wizkid , confirmed gist dere r ving sex

Anonymous said...

give us gist about charity, motunrayo and jemilia...the three ho's....

Anonymous said...

the 3 ho's........hmmmmm......... u guyz because u roll wit smeone doesnt mean u wud turn out 2 be like dat person ooo! err ones gt a mind of der own mehn!

Anonymous said...

Can someone close 2 charity tell her about the new technological development called --DEODORANT...I dey smell d bad odour dey Ooze for her body...lmao

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

*smh so lag pple r still dis jobless

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Anonymous said...

U guys r just bunch of pussies in UNILAG.... what the hell is wrong wiv u guys. u guys r saying it's desola nd some tolani why dont u guys gather those u think is writing dis trash and beat them silly. u guys r slacking cos if u don't settle this nonsense now it will affect you guys later.

Anonymous said...

U guys r just bunch of pussies in UNILAG.... what the hell is wrong wiv u guys. u guys r saying it's desola nd some tolani why dont u guys gather those u think is writing dis trash and beat them silly. u guys r slacking cos if u don't settle this nonsense now it will affect you guys later.

Anonymous said...

Ahhhh...... Òmò, why are u gurls doin this now? Giv us current gist.... We'r tired of old ones, we want brand new ones. U gurls are slacking ooo, alot of things are hapenin in lag naw, and you gurls are not even keeping us informed..... We'r waiting......

Anonymous said...

charity no b v again oooooooo...jungle don finally mature

Anonymous said...

Looooooool

Anonymous said...

r u serious charity aint a V.heard jemilia is a freak(on d bed)!!

Anonymous said...

Lol!!!! Heard dat jemilia is one hell of a freak!!!!

Anonymous said...

This is so funny! Please don't stop. I don't know all the people involved, but it makes for good reading. Very well written I must say.

Anonymous said...

You kids need to grow up. Gone are those days when that school (UNILAG) was filled with mature minds, now I see all that is left are little kids who are stuck between mommy's breast milk and a bleak future.

Anonymous said...

alwayz new dat charity babe wuz gunna lose her v..slut!!!!

Anonymous said...

'bout tha trio cha,jemila&motunrayo(nt 2 sure 'bout tunrayo)...dey're yaba babes..dey get all dier clothes 4rm bendown nd den dey com 2 schl feelin sexy wv themselves...gud 4 nufn bitches...

Anonymous said...

Hello Akokites, as a graduate of ur school, it's a terrible shame that U minimally indulge in such, either directly or not! I don't wanna go into dissecting d issues but am sure U know what's good for u. Do it! Furthermore, are all these blunders from Akokites? Kai! This disgrace is unparalleled. My name's Chijioke

Anonymous said...

interesting, i do wonder how u guys get ur gist. Seriously though its a very sad nd sorry imitation of gossip girl. It has more class!

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Anonymous said...

Whaooo....wat a nice gist U̶̲̥̅̊ gat dere.....anyway kudoz 2 U̶̲̥̅̊.....buh desola U̶̲̥̅̊ ain't gonna escape diz......I fink U̶̲̥̅̊ know dat already....lowkey

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